[Baz]

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even
the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a
ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one
corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15 th story window 100
yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade
75 yards away, right into a
chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a
passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!"
Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and
teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the
Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great
hero of football, the coach asks him what he wants, all the young
man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into
the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to
you, the old woman says."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you
understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting
event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring
fans."

"No! Let me tell you!", his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and
I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,… "I will never forgive you for making us
move to Chicago!