[sammyg2]

A few days ago I had just finished with a rather lengthy and unpleasant trip to the restroom.

My wife asked if I noticed the new air freshener she had bought.
I said, the one with the orange, lemon and lime on the label?
She said yes, that's the one.
I told her i noticed it.
She said, well did you try it?
I nodded yes.
She presses on, well .... what did it smell like?

I thought about it for a minute, and then replied "shhitrus".

(works better without the filter but you get the idea)