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Later that day...
WM: Did you vote for George Bush?
PN: No.
WM: So you voted for Gore?
PN: Um, no. I didn't vote at all to protest the system.
WM: Good think your boss gave you the day off to protest...
PN: Um, I'm between jobs right now. It was a right wing conspiracy.
WM: You were fired for your political beliefs?
PN: No, I just couldn't stand working for a big corporation. The man was leanin' on me--I don't take that from anyone!
WM: Things must be pretty tough.
PN: Naah, still got that check coming in.
WM: Unemployment?
PN: Yeah, ain't it great--workin' all the angles?
WM: So what do you think of our boys in uniform?
PN: I'm not against them--I'm against Bush!
WM: You've got some free time, why not volunteer?
PN: Awww, no, man. That's not for me.
WM: Couldn't pass the drug test, huh?
PN: Hey--that's not fair! It's strictly medicinal.
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