Hey! I for one have never attempted to whack anyone in the shin with my junk!
In my current Porsche-less state, I have lusted after many a Boxter in recent years. Hell, top down rowing through the gears in anything that starts with a P and ends with an orshe sounds good to me! Beats my beater '89 Camry (AKA "The Chariot") hands down, even if it is a 2.5L with a Tiptronic.
Funny trailer too. My wife loves her (Kristen Wiig) stuff, maybe plan on a date night if we can find a sitter...