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Jokes:
Three nun die in a car-crash. As they arrive to the pearly gates, St. Peter is expecting them. "I'm sorry but there are so many people in Heaven these days that we must pick and choose the people we let in.
So if you know the answer to these questions, you may enter". He walked to the first nun and asked "What was the name of the first man created by God?".
"That's easy", the nun replies"he was Adam". A bell rings, the gates of heaven open and the nun goes in.
St. Peter walks to the second nun and asks "What was the name of the first woman God created?". "Oh, her name was Eve" the nun replies. A bell rings, the gates open and the nun goes in.
Then St. Peter asks the third nun "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they met?". The nun thinks for a while and says "Oh, that's a hard one....".... And the bell rings, the gates open, and the nun goes in.
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Projects:
911 -72T EFI "964-look" "Smoky"
914 -71 1.7 D-JET "Rusty"
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