[Zendalar]

American tourist was in Helsinki (Finland) and travel guide was showing him the city. They went to the Great Church and the American was wondering how small and modest Finland is. Next the travel guide took the American to the parlament house and again the American wondered how can the parlament work in a such small and insignificant house.
Guide was really starting to get piss€d because of the tourists thinking. Then a hedgehog crossed the street, which got the American excited.
-What kind of animal is that?
Guide saw that his chance had come and answered:
- That is a crab louse!


hehee... =)