If that cactus is still laying in your drive like a corpse end of week, you are welcome to go pick up my truck from the dealer and haul/pull it out to the desert
I really considered going out there on my motorcycle, and then drive back with bike in bed, but the wife got with her cousin who she hasn't spent a lot of time with since they were teen girls. So they are going to "Thalma and Lousie" it to Illinois for me, with a stop in Nebraska for a family reunion. It'll cost more to let the girls have their fun than to ship it, but it sure made adding another vehicle to my fleet of cars go over smoothly...