[romad]

wife," honey I want you to go down and beat up the foot massage guy"
husband, " why?"
wife, " giving the massage he looked up my dress, then said," excuses me miss, but I could eat your p@@@@ full of ice cream.!"
Husband, " not going to bother"
wife," why not, don't you care for me?"
husband, sure I care for you , but you should'nt be getting foot massages in a skirt and not wearing panties. Second I'm not going to f@#$ with a man who can eat that much ICE CREAM."