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"I like Google Glass because I can walk down the street and it's facial recogition will bring up the profile of every person in front of me. This helps the government catch the terrorists or just question those 'people who don't belong there'. It also helps banks identify who is shopping for what and whether they pay cash. I know I'm doing my part for the continuem.
Plus, there are tons of apps for it:
1). MyBusinessPartner app lets me identify people who work in the same field and who they work for. That's nice to have when there is a competitor at a trade show, or one talking to my potential client at a resteraunt. I can have a friend go spill a drink on him or spike his drink or something, and ruin his day.
2). MyXRay app lets me simply look at chicks on the street and it turns their clothing invisible. This is pretty cool because it has integrated TSA data for authenticity.
3). MyIncomeLevel app lets me identify poor people who I don't need to talk to, so I can just tell those pennyless bohemians to immediately bugger off. It's good for meeting girls as well, because the app pops up their bank balance and whether they might be willing to turn a trick with their girlfriend. I can look up their relationship status, spending habits, medical records, and how they spend personal time before I spend a single second trying to get them in the sack.
4). MyPrivacy app is a bit more expensive, but it makes me invisible to those with GGlasses below my status, or gives them fake information. I have all the power.
It's just like living in a 24/7 Facebook agumented-reality-world.
Except other people don't even know they are participating LOL.
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Last edited by john70t; 08-04-2013 at 09:09 AM..
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