[vash]

the best tongue lashing i got once was during my jog. i was running down this dark trail..like DARK! it was summer. the only way to survive a jog was to do it at night.

of course being a "pelican type"..i have the super flashlight of overkill. i didnt leave it on..i would just blast it down dark corridors..and then trot down wearing my dimmer headlamp. checking for mountain lions..i guess.

this one dark stretch..i give it a quick blip. i see an old lady. quickly switch it off..i jog on. when i get to her, she unloads. i mean like a drunken sailer..i think she called me the C word!! i was stunned and came to a stop to listen. i got the full gold treatment of cussing out. mo fo, c word, b word, s word, eat s, she suggest i stick my head up my A...it was epic!!

i wanted to give her the full face flashlight treatment..but elected to leave the old lady alone. i jogged on with my tail tucked..grinning. happy she wasnt my grandma.