[Bill Douglas]

There was an Englishman and an American, and a New Zealander drinking together in a bar. When te Englishman finished his drink he threw the glass at the stone fireplace smashing it to pieces. The American and the Kiwi said "What did you do that for?". the Englishman replied " Where I come from we have so many glasses we don't drink from the same glass twice". After the next round the American guy threw the half empty bottle of whiskey at the fireplace smashing it to bits. The Englishman and the Kiwi stood up and said "What did you do that for!" The American replied "Where I come from we have so much whiskey we don't drink from the same bottle twice". After another round the Kiwi guy got up and pulled a gun out of his top pocket and shot the Englishman and the american dead. The others in the bar lept back and yelled out "Fark man are you mad! What did you do that for!" The kiwi guy replied "Where I come from we have so many people to go drinking with we never drink with the same people twice."