[vash]

riffing off of schumi's epic thread. for fun. purely for fun.

i have two cats. one is old, and despite being healthy and beating my odds i have placed on her survival. she will not, or should not be long for this world. how long do demons live anyways?

my second cat is young..full of life. full of loooooonnnnng life. i am not a cat person. my wife is a cat person, which by default makes me a cat person.

am i selfish for not wanting them? i love the younger cat, but her nickname is "last cat".

cat hair everywhere, i sweep-vacuum daily. i am a slave to the litter box. daily mine sweeping exercises. and there is nothing that smells worse than cat waste. #1 or #2..i challenge you to find a more foul odor.

they have established themselves as squatters. they are here, i dont want them gone. i love them..they wore me down. but i will fight tooth/nail to prevent another one from getting into the inner circle.

discuss! cats, i have them, and i dont get it.