[Porsche-O-Phile]

I love my cats (have three). They're a blast and fun. And largely self-sufficient which counts for a lot. I like dogs but could never own one. The way you have to revolve your life around a dog's pooping schedule is a non-starter for me. So is having to go walking outdoors when it's 20 degrees outside, pitch black and with 15 feet of snow on the ground. Screw that. The cats just need their boxes cleaned out every 3-4 days (self-cleaning litterboxes are a fabulous invention). Keep 'em brushed and happy and they're pretty great pets - very affectionate, playful and fun when I'm around and perfectly content and self-reliant when I'm not (just keep the auto feeder and water fountain full and it's good).

Mine don't really do the puke (blook blook blook) thing much - maybe once a month but I can deal with that. Something grosses me out about dogs since they have a strange fascination with poop and in some cases eating it. And they slobber on things, which I'm not a big fan of. Overall dogs are fine though. Just not for me.