[Zeke]

Ultra lime cactus? Just give me a can of Tecate, a lime and some salt, thank you.

I can drink one of those in 3 seconds and be ready for seconds. I've always said that's how you drink beer. Drink it!

I don't think I've had a beer in the last few years that I sat back on the table more than 2wice. But then again I don't lust for heavy, creamy beers.

I once shotgunned a Keystone and it stripped my larynx out of my throat. I had it recovered and re-installed.