[RKDinOKC]

The crickets that come from the holes in your yard are called grub worms in their larve stage and be eatin all yo grass roots.

The best I can do rubbing my legs together is a woosh sound, and that is only if I am wearing corduroys.

I hate that they stop making noise when you start trying to find em to smash em.

Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hunting cwickets.