[Outback Porsche]

I was down the pub the other night and I was telling that old joke about, what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Answer: Throw in your washing...

We were all having a good laugh, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said...

'I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.'

I said, 'Sorry mate. Did he drown?'

'No', he said. 'He choked on a sock.'