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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche
I was down the pub the other night and I was telling that old joke about, what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Answer: Throw in your washing...
We were all having a good laugh, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said...
'I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.'
I said, 'Sorry mate. Did he drown?'
'No', he said. 'He choked on a sock.'
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HAHAHAHAA
Years ago when I worked in a photo lab a co worker came up to me as I was looking at a print of a rather homely very old lady. Ok she was ugly. I was about to decide it was 5 units cyan and go make a next print and my coworker came up and started going on about how ugly she was. With a totally hurt look I turned to him and said "that is my Grandmother" and walked off in a huff.
He apologized and offered to by my lunch. As I was eating lunch he apologized again. I finally broke down and said GOTCHA and laughed.
I did not make him pay for my lunch.