[GH85Carrera]

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.


He asked his wife Mary
if she would go to Home Depot
and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the manager
to finish serving a customer,
her eye caught a beautiful
bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished,
Mary asked him,
"How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied,
"That's a gold plated faucet
and the price is $5000
Mary exclaimed,
"My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe
the hinge that Charlie had sent her
to buy.
The manager said that he had them
in stock and went into the storeroom
to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?!"
Mary paused for a moment.....
and then shouted back,
"No, but I will for the faucet.."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!