I think I understand women but I try hard to really hear what they're telling me.
But a lot of things they do or say I just don't get. Like one time I got told off for gawking at a "lady".
She remarked to me "yes they're boobs". They were BIG, and she had them hanging out of a skimpy top, no bra and a nipple slip. What man wouldn't look?

... What ever