[Outback Porsche]

Glen, trust me, you don't want emus living in your yard. While living in Woomera we had a family of emus adopt our front yard. They make a huge mess and their 5hit 'll trip you up, it's huge, and you'll never get the 5hit stains off your driveway.

And the buggers jump out of the bushes at you when you get home from working a 12hr night shift - scares the living daylights out of you. I swear they run off with a huge grin on their dial and thinking 'got that stupid fcuk again, Bwahahaha'

Mean horrible stinky overgrown chooks!