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3 vampires walk into a bar...
The bartender says "Can I help you?"
Vampire #1 says "I'd like a cup of warm blood please."
Bartender says no problem, and retrieves the blood.
Vampire #2 says "I'd like a cup of warm blood please"
Bartender also retrieves his blood.
Vampire #3 says "I'd like a cup of hot water."
Bartender retrieves the water, and asks, "Why, when you are clearly a vampire like the others did you not order blood like the others?"
Vampire #3 responds, "Well I'm going to make tea, and takes a used tampon out of his pocket..."
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