[Bill Douglas]

Once I got stopped at a checkpoint and a very pretty blonde lady cop asked me if I'd been drinking. I replied "No I haven't but I'm certainly available fairly much any evening this week." She got the giggles and the man cop with her just grinned thinking "Today's harmless dickhead." I feel sorry for them getting told to stop 1,000 drivers knowing one in 100 is going to intentionally be trouble.