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10 years old, decided to play slalom on a bike with the steel poles holding up an deck. Hit one of the poles dead on in the forehead, then the back of my head hitting the ground.
18 years old, got clocked in the jaw, broke off half a molar, saw stars for a bit.
20 years old, over-rotated on a dirt bike, hit the back of my head hard. Cracked my helmet, blurred vision for a while.
24 years old, 36mm wrench slipped off an oil line fitting, smacked me in the head. Left a scar.
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Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
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