A guy fairy tale!
Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "No!"
And he lived happily ever after!!!....and rode motorcycles, and owned 2 Porsches and drove them alot, and was thinking about buying a third one, and went hunting and fishing with his buddies whenever he wanted to, and he went golfing and drank Scotch and beer, and dated women half his age, and had lots of sex, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted!
THE END!