[Canada Kev]

Originally Posted by wrinkledpants

You're transported back in time when it's ok to have multiple wives. You've got a younger, reliable girl that is in reasonably fit condition, but doesn't really do much with her hair or makeup, and she likes to do it missionary position only. She hates giving hand jobs and won't consider a BJ. She laughs at *all* your jokes, even when you didn't know you were making a joke.

You also have a wife that's a bit older, she looks like a hot librarian, she takes pole dancing lessons, and she'll ride you like a vegas stripper on crack. If you go to hard she'll punch you in the face. Go to easy and she'll fall asleep. You gotta work for it, you know? She swears a lot, she has a bit of a limp from her kick boxing days, and despite all this..... you simply cannot.stop.staring.at.her. Even at her age, her a$$ makes you weak in your knees.

I mean - is this an actual decision?

After reading that, I think I'm gonna go for a drive after dinner...