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A son asked his mother the following question:

Mom, why are wedding dresses white? The mother looks at her son and replies:

Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

Dad why are wedding dresses white?

The father looks at his son in surprise and says: Son, almost all good household appliances come in white.
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