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A Marine Gunny and a Navy Chief were on WESTPAC together and sitting in a bar in Subic Bay, Philippines one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Gunny says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'
Arching his eyebrows, the Chief replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.
'Not entirely true', responded the Marine.......
'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'
The Chief responds, 'Point taken.'
The Marine Gunny then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'
The Navy Chief, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'
The argument continued until the Gunny comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion......With a flourish of finality he says......
'The Marine invented sex!'
The Chief replies.........
'That is true, but it was the Navy who introduced it to women!
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