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The Cabbie and the Nun
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks
him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well," the cab driver says, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. First, you have to
be single, and secondly, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very
excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "Ok, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills
his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, why are you crying?" says the nun.
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned, "says the cabbie. "I lied, I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish".
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween
party.
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