[Seahawk]

True story:

I don't wear a wedding ring because when I flew it was a huge safety factor. Also now with the farm I don't wear any jewelry or loose fitting clothing around equipment.

About ten years ago (which puts me at 48) I was getting my hair cut at a new place. The barber/stylist was in her late twenties and all sorts of a hammer. She is chatting me up a bit and then asks me if I am married, have a girlfriend, etc.

I'm smiling on the inside, thinking, Ol' Paul still has some juice...

I tell her that I am happily married, plan on remaining that way...very flattering that you asked, etc.

She gets a puzzled, then embarrassed look on her face: "Oh, I didn't mean for ME! My Mom just turned 50 and you two would get along sooo well.

Yikes!