Cleaning out some old paperwork and I came across an invoice that was an exhibit in an audit where a couple o' bosses got canned. It is a classic.
The bosses could purchase service and pay for service - solo - at the facility. Not a good combo. The bust came when one of the bosses was overheard saying to the contractor "Where's my money?"
Mind you, these are dikes weeded around a few large storage tanks that should have simply had round-up applied once a month or so by the lowest level staff member during a cigarette break (you know what I am saying). Two hours work and $30 worth of weed killer.
They needed the backhoe to haul the bags of weeds to the dumpster a good 100 yards away.