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Fun for the auditors

Cleaning out some old paperwork and I came across an invoice that was an exhibit in an audit where a couple o' bosses got canned. It is a classic.

The bosses could purchase service and pay for service - solo - at the facility. Not a good combo. The bust came when one of the bosses was overheard saying to the contractor "Where's my money?"

Mind you, these are dikes weeded around a few large storage tanks that should have simply had round-up applied once a month or so by the lowest level staff member during a cigarette break (you know what I am saying). Two hours work and $30 worth of weed killer.

They needed the backhoe to haul the bags of weeds to the dumpster a good 100 yards away.

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