[GH85Carrera]

I called the Jenny Craig company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb.
weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign
around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the
company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. Soon, huffing and
puffing, I gave up. The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, I weighed myself and
am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as promised. I called the company
and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a
knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman I have ever seen in my life. She is wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you
catch me you can have me'. Well, I'm out the door after her like a
shot. This girl too is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no
such luck. For the next four days, the same routine happens. And
I'm gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to my delight
on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost
another 20 lbs., as promised. I decide to go for broke and call the
company to order the 7-day/50-pounds program. "Are you sure?" asks
the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous
program." "Absolutely," I replied, "I haven't felt this good in
years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it
I find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you,... you're mine." I lost 63 pounds that week.
Signed, Skinny