I caught myself asking a good friend how his old bones were feeling in some cold winter 15-20F weather lately.
geezus we're old when we start asking friends how their artificial hips and knees are holding up, and the weather is suddenly important topics of conversation...
so I propose the life clock:
feel free to add or addendum.
PreTeen: yes there is a Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, roller skates and bikes.
Teenage years - body is invincible. Dad can I borrow the keys to the car?
20-30 years old, bachelor parties and keggers and dorm room college girls.
30-40 family and career building years, damn a mortgage payment and electrical bills are expensive!
40-50 there has to be something better in life, what does it mean searching years.
50-60.............how's your health?, Divorce Parties with old saggy tit strippers.
60-70, I'm still here spending my retirement $$$ bwah ha ha ha to you kids no inheritance for you.
70+ Aunt Hilda passed, should we send flowers?
80+ Can you help me bend over and tie my shoes?
90+ What the hell, I'm going sky diving as I'm going to die anyways.