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I thought I was going to prison in 2nd grade. A bunch of my buddies and me thought it would be real funny to take a pen and draw a small line on the tips of our left thumbs and then grab the left thumb with our right hands and squeeze it till it turned purplish. Well you put it down in front of your zipper and it gave the appearance of you slipping your male appendage out for display purposes. Needless to say, the teachers and the prinicpal did not find this to be a trick, but that me and my friends were actually exposing ourselves. I would gladly pay five bucks for the video of us in the principals office begging the secretary to borrow her pen so that we could demonstrate our little trick to the principle. Once we got it sorted out that it was a trick, we received ass whippings with the heavy wooden paddles like they used in the old days. I still remember seeing stars on each whack!!! I would do it again in a heartbeat, it was fun as hell... people need to lighten up!
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He was a helluva plumber and his outfit was self explanatory
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