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You've got to see him with the gal in Venus (2006). His lines are to die for!

Maurice: I will die soon, Venus. Can I touch your hand?

Jessie: That's one chat-up line I haven't heard.

Maurice: I'm impotent, of course.

Jessie: Thank Christ.

Maurice: But I can still take a theoretical interest.

Jessie: Have you been thinking about me?

Maurice: All the time I was in hospital.

Jessie: What did you think about me?

Maurice: I saw your body.

Jessie: Which part?

Maurice: Your hair. Your feet. Your legs, your behind, your eyes.

Jessie: My eyes?

Maurice: Your elbows. Your c*nt.

Jessie: Oh, shut up. You can touch my hand.

[he kisses her hand]

Jessie: Only with your fingers. Anything else will make me vomitous.

Maurice: Can I ask you, have you ever been in love before?

[she smiles]



Also, can't forget Lawrence of Arabia. One of my fave movies.