[JavaBrewer]

I finally convinced my Father (he's 81) to get a mobile phone for emergencies. Went went with the most basic phone ATT had.

Why? Despite countless hours of my time and many apple store visits he remains completely lost with his iPad. Last time we talked he said he wanted to throw the iPad against the wall out of frustration. Thankfully I talked him down and he's now holding the iPad until I can pick it up. Apple store never really helped either - they managed to delete his account and email, all his pictures, and have convinced him to purchase loads of peripherals (BT keyboard, screen protectors, cases, extra chargers, etc...) Grrrrr.