[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Was outside talking to my neighbor.

His teenage daughter comes rolling up in her Jeep Liberty.

As we are standing there I ask her how long the motor has been making all that racket.

She looks at me and shrugs.

Ask when was the last time she had an oil change?

Shrugs.

Little while later my neighbor calls me.

He checked her oil.

It took four quarts.

I had a female friend in high school with a Taurus, it started making a knocking noise so I had her pull over. No oil on the dipstick, not a drop. She didn't even know how to check it. We filled it back up and away she went, no idea how long that car lasted.