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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

In the car this morning my mate says to me; 'gee it was cold last night, I woke up and had to pull up the covers.' I said to him that I must be going through menopause because I've been having hot flushes and woke to turn the fan up higher.
He then asked me; 'Hot flushes ay, so when you have a wank does it come out a different colour?' I said, dunno coz I've got my eyes squinted shut. He then asked 'what? You mean you don't keep tabs on how far you can shoot?'
I said, na. I'm too busy with my ears, listening.

Okay Jeff you can go sit in the corner, Mum.