[sammyg2]

An individual in PARF posted some minor personal info about me.
Little did he know I had all kinds of dirt on him, personal stuff, embarrasing stuff.
I didn't do it.
Didn't want to stoop to that level, and I was pretty sure the mods would frown on that sort of thing. As much as I enjoy poking them with a stick occasionally, I try not to poke too hard.

Some of the info was provided by other pelicans, some of it took just a few minutes on the interwebs.

Botom line is, there really is no such thing as privacy anymore. It's an illusion.
The only real safety is blending in and not doing anything to draw attention or get singled out.