[RKDinOKC]

You say...Well, he must have used protection because we haven't been introduced.

I gave my first car, a beat up old station wagon I bought for $1.00, to my oldest brother. My brother and Dad were cleaning out the wagon so he could take it, and called me over. My oldest brother (almost 50 at the time) held up a black DD cup bra, my Dad standing next to him both grinning like idiots and said, "What is this thing we found under the front seat?" I shook my head and replied, "Both of you, as old as you are, and you don't know what one of those are." Then I promptly turned and walked off. Almost had to call for oxygen my Dad was laughing so hard.