[krasuskyp]

most of the variables quantified here, in varying forms

indulge me some 930inspired prose:

sledgehammer boost
the lift of the nose pointing to the heavens as you struggle to steer under a WOT stab
the squat of the rear as the LSD struggles to hook up the squirm of steamroller rubber as boost HITS
both the ^lift / squat^, defying you in a most sensationally daring dance, almost pugilistic
the hellacious wailing bark of the WG stub pipe when you hit 1bar
the rasp of a Zork
FLAMES!
burbles on overrun
the prevalent whine of the turbo
sensuous curves, titillating to wash, wax, and gaze upon endlessly - never (ever) gets old
the wondrous greenhouse view within the cockpit
cold air power gain, and the resulting vehicular bonghits ripped
sport seat bolstering enveloping my torso and affording me proppah hands upon Prototipo positioning - ohsorighteous
daring to drive one in anger, always learning always challenged always engaging
the cG so low and slung all around your hips providing literal seat-of-the-pants feel
the power-on oversteer slingshot off an apex, with the steering wheel sawed away to tame the violence
an open intake's FFFFFFP! inside, creating an "airbox" out of then entire cabin
FLAMES (<------*deserves 2nd mention*)
ABS?
the busy idle suggesting the eagerness within
the smell that wafts off of me once inside the house after driving it, offending others (Wifely) but grinnifying me
the Just Not Right potential for devilish fun
torsion bars seismographically sketching the tarmac into your palms / feet / seat
universal gapes of awe and cheers of "AWESOME"... from as young as 2 to as old as 82

and finally...

...that it is MINE, I'm fortunate to experience / enjoy it, and driven to drive it - as Pete said, few cars can literally define one as a sports car guy... this is irrefutably one and arguably one of the defining ones. Speaks to my soul, and I speak to its... corny as hell but damn if it doesn't resound deafeningly.

In ^that regard^, I'll add... that you fawkers also own them with me, that we get to share learn drive rock out together with these things. Life is GOOD.

Enjoy yours in good (WOT) health gents...