[sammyg2]

Guess we can't call you newb no mo.

I member my first post in the 911 tech board after I bought my first 9 eleben.

I asked what kind of wax was best, what is a druck, why does my car smoke after I added oil, and where did my dip stick go?

Some folks got the joke, some tried to answer the questions, some accused me of being a troll.
Didn't matter, I cracked me up.