Welcome to the swamp.
"In my short stay here, I've seen textbook examples of neuroses, psychoses. I have seen voyeurism, fetishism, and a few ‘isms’ I’ve never even heard of. And let me tell you this. These impossible people are in an impossible place doing totally impossible work. They’re mad, quite mad, all of them! And the only act I can think of that would be madder still would be breaking them up!"
M*A*S*H
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