Ode to Rainy 911 in Seuss minor...
I will drive her in the rain.
I will drive and feel no pain.
I will drive when roads aren't dry.
I will drive beneath cold grey sky.
I will drive her here or there.
I will drive most anywhere.
To stay at home, I can not stand.
No drive outside is the plan at hand.
Drive your Porsche! Today! Today!
Today, I say!
Without delay!