Thanks a lot Tweeze. The roast chicken is my 'secret weapon' to put it lightly.
I waltzed into a completely barebones and was able to pull it off which I thought was a success in its own right.
Perfect Date Night Meal:
Main
3# fresh chicken, never frozen
Wash the bird, make sure it is tempered, and super dry.
S&P the cavity with a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme
rosemary & Garlic infused butter under the skin on top of the breast meat. (This really helps)
15 minutes at 450
1:20 at 350
Side of potatoes that I roast in a separate dish.
Dessert
Homemade whip cream using heavy whipping cream, powder sugar, a bit of vanilla.
A. Involves her in some capacity in the kitchen so she doesn't seem totally inadequate
B. Get to see ummm....her...endurance with a whisk...lol

Dip blackberries, raspberries, and strawberries with fingers and keep it light and fun.
Works like a charm, every time*.
*You will get laid. Tom guarantee.