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Oi,
2 days ago, at walmart, I was checking out some crap in an aisle and this yankee couple, walking side by side cleared their throat in an attempt to get me to move so they could continue walking side by side. I growled at them and they hauled tail in the opposite direction. THEN, earlier today, some senile twat came over and knocked on the window of the Lotus to tell me how bad a person I was for pushing my cart up onto the grass instead of walking it back to the store. So, I got out, picked the cart up and threw it into the middle of the parking lot and told her to go the fuch back up north.... I'm irritable lately.
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