I'm just thankful that I'm not going to be in charge of a small group in Bangalore (which was our dept.'s original plan). Instead we'll be hiring a Ph.D. locally to write C++ code.

Should be a real shock when they find out they're being supervised by a lowly B.S.
Anyone out there have the unique combination of badass C++ skills, an industrial engineering degree of some sort, mucho experience with manufacturing simulation, and a willingness to relocate to AZ?