[crustychief]

To the 20 something ( insert alternate word for female dog of breeding age) that was driving the car with a crunched front end on the 5 north this morning. Why did you aggressively ride my bumper? There were empty lanes on either side for you to go around. Were you trying to save fuel by drafting me? That probably wouldn't work because my Porsche has a low drag coefficient. Maybe it is because our cars were blue? I'm sorry but I don't want to participate in your absurd fantasy of flying a Blue Angel diamond formation with you. When I raised my hand and shrugged to ask WTF you nearly clipped the rear of my car as you aimed your car into the right lane then gave me the dookie face look. That prompted me to rate your driving prowess with a one which I displayed with the middle finger of my right hand. Then you swerved at me. This is not a game little girl! I remember your car and your face. If I see you again I will be sure to slow down provided I am in front of you and in a bigger vehicle
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