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Originally Posted by URY914 View Post
It reminds me.

My sister is pretty stupid and couldn't get a date so I fixed her up with a friend of mine, Dave.

Dave arrived smartly dressed and brought a fancy bag of candy.

The next day I asked my sister how the date went and she said she couldn't stop laughing during their date at the movies.

I asked why.

She said she felt Dave's hand gently sliding over her shoulder, over her chest and down her bra. I asked her what she did and she said she laughed.

Next Dave's hand slid along her leg and into her panties. Again she laughed and couldn't stop laughing.

I asked her why she laughed so much and she said the bag of candy was in her handbag the whole time.
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