[Outback Porsche]

Crap! I'm in the wars tonight. Slipped on the door jam bringing dinner in from the barbie earlier, hit my knee and gave my ankle a slight twist. Now I just bashed the same knee into the kitchen table, and then when I grabbed a can of neurotoxin out of the pantry to chase a cocky around with, several other cans if stuff fell on my foot.

Those cans of stuff are staying where the fell, cos they can't fall any further now.

I'm giving up, and going to the fart sack.