On our first anniversary, Sharyn tells me about this bogus scheme called an 'eternity ring', and I'm supposed to give her said ring on this anniversary. What BS is this I said? What was that gold thing I gave you when we said the 'I do's'? That wasn't for eternity?
She and her mates carried on about it for a while, but no additional 'eternity ring' was forthcoming.
Well she did get another ring eventually, but I insisted it get called a maternity ring.
